Do vagina's smell?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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