Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just want to make out with him forever
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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