Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I have already put on my inside pants.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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