Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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