Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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