I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think a kid would responsible me up
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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