it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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