Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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