come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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