I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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