Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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