first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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