You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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