So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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