yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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