At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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