end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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