no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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