I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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