Me too!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
soo... how was my night?
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