Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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