If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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