you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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