She went from zero to smokin in five shots
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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