I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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