hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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