using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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