My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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