? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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