fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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