Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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