My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Houston, we have a blender
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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