I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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