Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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