Best friends brother. Beat that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize