Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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