Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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