sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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