Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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