i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
