Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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