some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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