a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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