I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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