on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
