No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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