I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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