I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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