This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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