help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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