Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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