I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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