I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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