try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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