actually, I'm a sock model
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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