she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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